xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

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benderliam:

reblog this if your icon is your favorite person ever

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shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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(Source: ghastley)

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  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae
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"Mr. Poe meant well, but a jar of mustard probably also means well and would do a better job of keeping the Baudelaires out of danger."
— that’s it. that’s all of a series of unfortunate events. that’s basically it summarized
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best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420)

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hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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tardisexuality:

do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

(Source: transisted)

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perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

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DidUKnow: The entire philosophy of Marxism was created by Karl Marx so that he would be able to justify illegally downloading music.

(Source: rosaluxmemeburg)

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